uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

uncle glenn

A mixture of vodka and lemonade

There’s not enough vodka in the Uncle Glenn you made me.

by Brandonjohns906 August 12, 2018

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

Uncle GP

A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be

Please dont let Uncle GP on our team, he is going to int feed and miss barrel combos all game!

by GotchaFukBui May 31, 2017

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

bumbling uncle

A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims

Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle

Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny

Savanna: fuck that mother fucker

Michael: hey don't say that

Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh

Michael: shut up Gabe

by Apple pie.org March 2, 2020

Uncle Scwag

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.

Uncle Scwag touched me.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019