two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.

"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"

by 2 legit April 12, 2007

two girls

a series of fucking disgusting girls doing some nasty, kinky sex.

Mark: have you watched the Two Girls series?
Steve: No, you sick fuck

by that_one_turtle July 23, 2017

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by bob January 10, 2005

Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.

Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011

two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

by Nick D October 11, 2005

two-faced bitch

a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid

i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!

by jellie96 January 6, 2010

Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

by GHeller April 22, 2011