Skip to main content

Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.
The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!
by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020
mugGet the Nights of the Round Table mug.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
mugGet the Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table mug.
Related Words

oh no... our table... its broken!

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12
by 1zwy October 16, 2021
mugGet the oh no... our table... its broken! mug.

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!
Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020
mugGet the nights of the round table mug.

twakle

the scientific name given to a group of giraffe-chickens
We saw a twakle at the zoo.

Look ma! A herd of twakle!
by amarillo September 15, 2004
mugGet the twakle mug.

Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.
by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007
mugGet the Table Max Wager mug.

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"
by IrishMike February 28, 2008
mugGet the table fox mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email