turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.

Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

Turkish Rag

A turkish rag is when you fart all over your hand, and then smear the hand you farted on all over somebody elses face, making their face smell like asshole, and lowering their self esteem.

Cameren was sitting on the bed pondering life, when he received a Turkish Rag from Shawn.

by Rigginsss December 23, 2009

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

turkish taint

The area on the body of a Turkish individual that is located between the pussy and the asshole.

Kerem tried to have me lick his Turkish Taint, but I refused because I didn't want to get an STD.

by Borkster September 14, 2008

Turkish Sandplow

When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"

I gave that bitch the Turkish Sandplow!

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007