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turket

A cross between a turkey and a typo.
I enjoy turket. Oops, I meant to type turkey.
by uncle slumberpokeya March 31, 2009
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snow turkey

A white female who tends to prefer black males and/or characteristics. Sometimes these women may partially use a black male as a fashion statement, and in other situations they simply may be attracted only to black males. They can sometimes be characterized by bad, unnatural overused slang, and at times can be very game goofy. Other characteristic include exclusive taste in gangsta rap and/or slow jamz, low cut hair styles which sometimes resembles the tail of a turkey (intended to immitate african american females), and large hoop earrings or noserings. They can be found in groups of 2-3 at any location where hen & cokes are served. It is very common for a snowturkey to have mixed offspring, whos hair is not properly cared for. This term may or not may not be derrogitory, depending on what manner it is said in. Other variations include: rice turkey, bean turkey, man turkey and the opposite: hockey puck
friend 1: Does she got a man?
friend 2: naw, but shes a snow turkey

Friend 1: lets go to that one club, we went to last weekend...
Friend 2: hell no, their aint nothin but hoodrats & snow turkeys at that spot
by JewfromI.F.C September 11, 2006
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turkish mafia

A quite powerful criminal organization. In control of most of the worlds herion trafficking. Have many ties to the russian mafya, and a little bit to the italian mafia (la cosa nostra). And LOTS of connections in politics.
druggie - "yo man, seriously man, can you hook me up with some H?"

turkish mafia - "Sikdir lan!"
by DTO September 30, 2006
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Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob April 19, 2014
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cold turkey

by Jim Leferver January 23, 2009
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Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 15, 2010
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Turkish Wink

When one is given a full view of the anus ring.
What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.
by thesteppenwolf November 22, 2011
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