Turd Souffle 

A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve

It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle

Turd Souffle by Party Weasel October 13, 2010

Turd Burp 

A fart that stinks so bad, that its like a turd burping.

It stinks so bad in here, did you Turd Burp?

Turd Burp by dchopper876 December 11, 2010

Turd Split 

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

Turd Split by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

Turd locked 

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

Turd locked by izayo102 January 10, 2013

turd thirty 

Referring to having to take a shit

Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.

turd thirty by ttp April 16, 2013

Turd Fairy 

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

Turd Fairy by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

turd animals 

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.

Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.

turd animals by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023