to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 21, 2010

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008

sugar trout

Just... The worst of them all.

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!

by The_ford_life March 27, 2015