toneil

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass

"shes such a toneil"

by girl December 31, 2003

Toned

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

by Sam McGee August 12, 2006

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Tonedeep

A rare breed of migratory HOMO-sapien originally discovered in the Fertile Crescent. Now found on the streets of Paris and Montreal wearing knockoff Dolce and Gabanna. Closely related to Rashbinder and Osama.

"I'm not an Arab, I'm phonecian!"

"Shish falafel" = "Tonedeep"

by ffejery February 12, 2006

Thronejob

A "Thronejob" is the practice of a male individual seated upon a toilet, defecating, while receiving fellatio from another individual.

Obama bin McCainster was very heavy with feces from eating too much haggis and hot sauce. He really felt the urge to relieve himself. He also only had ten minutes before his plane landed, and finally got the opportunity to join the mile high club with an affectionate flight attendant. So he defecated while receiving oral sex, getting a "thronejob".

by Dudeabides42 March 13, 2011

tone on tone

When two colors are used next to each other that are only subtly different from one another.

I got gray flames painted on my white GMC Yukon for that "tone on tone" look.

by arbyslover October 11, 2015

Tone Crime

Otherwise gender compliant utterances delivered with irony or insufficient gravitas

" He used my preferred pronoun but I know he didn’t mean it. It was just his tone, you know? I feel so invalidated. The new official "Campus Gender Inclusivity - Safe Space for All. Your truth is our truth" guidelines clearly prohibit him from committing a "Tone Crime" against me"

by The Regal Hyena January 31, 2020