An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.
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A talented 20 year old who got famous for her All About The Bass song. Her fans are called Megatrons
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Get the horse trailer mug.TrainReq was the guy who hacked Miley Cyrus's email and leaked some naughty pictures of her onto the internet. He is also into hacking/exploiting MySpace.
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Miley: zOMG! TrainReq hacked my email! I didn't know until I saw it on Nancy Grace.
TrainReq: lulz. pwnt bitch!
TrainReq: lulz. pwnt bitch!
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Misrepresenting citizenship status constitutes Trailer Fraud. Residents in states seceding from the union cannot apply for FEMA trailors without disclosing their true identities and citizenship status.
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Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
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