Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab May 3, 2011

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Torpanztle

combination of a pancake looking tortilla while having the taste of a salted pentzle.

I tried making tortiilla and I came out cooking a torpanztle

by Nybbas July 14, 2011

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Tarpsmasher

someone that smashes tarps for a living, or a derogatory term for anyone and everything you don't like.

at a person: Yo Aaron, stop being a tarpsmasher and play League of legends.

at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!

by Marthrian November 20, 2011

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torpedo tail

When someone is giving a rusty trombone or rim job and accidentally brushes a prairie dog with their tongue

Gary never realized she still had one in the loading dock and receive a Torpedo Tail as a prize.

by NotGarysFriend November 2, 2013

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Tired of Being Pregnant Syndrome
Usually starts around the 36th week of pregnancy--makes women start complaining about everything and imagining something is wrong with them. Makes them start creating numerous problems (=lies) to get their doctor to deliver their baby early. Also makes them show up to the labor and delivery unit frequently to see if anyone else will believe their shit. More common in people who are not paying for their health care, because those of us who have to actually PAY to go to the doctor and hospital can't afford that shit.

Doctor: so what's going on with the patient in exam-1?
Nurse: Just TOBPS
Doctor: it figures. This is the third time she's been here today.

by Labornurse July 5, 2014

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