total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

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Total Boner

One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.

Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."

Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."

Guy 1: "Total boner."

by louis_friend August 6, 2011

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A very beautiful girl. Normally blonde with the most amazing eyes you've ever seen. She is a complete stunner. Every guy wish's they could be with her but there is still someone she cares about. She might go through a couple relationships in between but she really wish's she could be with the one she misses the most. And shes unbelievably smart.

Shes a topalian bro... shes hot but she belongs to someone else.

by Dimple123 September 8, 2011

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Total Zombie Mode

Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead

Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.

Friend: how are you.

Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?

Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:

Pete: guess so man.

by TAY000 January 22, 2012

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