Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
by Uptheshambles August 17, 2017
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Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.
Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.
by Cthuloo December 23, 2017
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Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
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Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.
When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!
by Dick Biscet November 05, 2010
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Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
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Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.
Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!
by Bangboy January 17, 2011
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Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.
by Onlydog January 04, 2019
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