Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.
Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
by Eronzay February 28, 2012
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Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.
Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.
by Stompy5 December 07, 2018
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Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
by Fasters February 15, 2022
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toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 16, 2011
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Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.
by jlawthelarson October 02, 2009
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toilet nigga

this nigga is a toilet nigga
by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018
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Toilet App

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.
The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.
by Fasters January 30, 2023
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