spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.

Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 6, 2019

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

momma toe

the "big" toe on your foot

wow tanisha your momma toe is lookin fine

by secert hiney man August 28, 2010

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017

Cocoa Toe

n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.

Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!

by Torx August 3, 2011