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shes just a friend

She's not just a friend, retreat! That nigga is lying and using your stupid ass, leave him yesterday if he won't stop talking to a girl your not comfortable with him talking to and if you have to ask him more thank once to not talk to her angmore.
Girlfriend: hey who is she, I don't understand why you guys talk so much?
Boyfriend: babe don't worry shes just a friend I don't like her like that even though I give her more attention than you.
Girlfriend : *stupidly* oh okay I believe you.
by Logicalpotato January 24, 2017
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She wants the D

when a chick wants your cock in and around her mouth/vagina.
by Lee McChesney April 26, 2008
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Anal she wrote

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."
While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.
by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 7, 2010
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she’s just a friend

adrien: me going after marinette? no, she’s just a friend
by ladynoireswife November 10, 2020
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She Can Get It

Usually said to or about someone who is really attractive and who you would have sexual relations with.
*Girl on the phone and texting a guy.

Girl on end of the phone - "Who you texting?
Girl on phone - "Oh, just Mark"
Girl on end of phone - "Oh well, Tell him I said 'Hi'"
Girl on phone - "Mark, Nicole said Hi"
Mark - "Nicole,... Oh SHE CAN GET IT!"
by boobies1996 November 27, 2011
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she said that

she said that: similar to that's what she said, but better. it's shorter and sweeter.
Two friends stand looking at the Empire State Building.
Friend A: "It's so big!"
Friend B: "She said that."

Two friends go out for burgers.
Friend A: "I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth."
Friend B: "She said that."

Friend B always wins.
by thewinner January 7, 2008
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Murder She Bloat

A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.
Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?

Guy 2: Murder she bloat.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by simplekindofman June 20, 2010
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