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Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)
Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room
by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018
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Gossip Sponge

People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.
Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.
by Manar Mutan January 26, 2019
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Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"
by CHIP!! June 8, 2018
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Hiroshima Sponge

Group of Japanese men bukakke onto a sponge and squeeze the loads into ramen broth
Omg my ramen taste so good, I wonder if they used the Hiroshima sponge
by TSpoon1990 August 8, 2022
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sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
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Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.
Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.
by skinny cracker November 27, 2022
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