To fuck someone, sexually.
The shine comes from fucking someone so good that the oral/vaginal juices leave the genitalia shining. The “shine” reference is a remembrance of shoe shines. That’s how shiny the results will be since they want them so badly.
The shine comes from fucking someone so good that the oral/vaginal juices leave the genitalia shining. The “shine” reference is a remembrance of shoe shines. That’s how shiny the results will be since they want them so badly.
by Congo River Basin Sadist August 19, 2022

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017

Young Charles had an issue satisfying his foot fetish and finding women. He instead had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.
by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

by Chostar June 12, 2018

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

A term used in the southeastern part of the United States to describe the character of someone who’s very charming, definitely dangerous, and certainly insane. These three qualities together are what’s meant by “shotgun shine.”
Women were always crazy about my daddy because he had that shotgun shine. He had the good looks of a leading man, the manners of an aristocrat and the morals of a bank robber.
by Rosemarysbaby666 August 25, 2025
