old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Old spark

An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.

You and him are such an old spark.

by AidenIsHere February 28, 2016

Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.

wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"

by golden corrral February 10, 2019

Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin

Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin

by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019