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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.
"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."
by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017
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Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw
by Claymationdude June 14, 2017
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emma simpson

emma simpson is usually a person who likes to bully her fellow co-workers. shes normally the one to sit at the front of the class. she is very shady and you should avoid her at all cost.
hey you going to the party later?

i would but jean tuthill is going, she is such an emma simpson?
oh damm really? ye im not going either now
by mr.dr.prf partick June 15, 2017
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azion simpson

Thick and cute 😘
by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021
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azion simpson

Thick and most definitely the prettiest , has a bad attitude but the loyalist person of all
by Jdjdhdhjdh November 22, 2021
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Simpsoning

The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.
We were simpsoning all day today
by Bort thompson July 24, 2021
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