shit the hay 

to fall asleep from being fucked up instead of from just being tired.

Chris was so drunk last night he shit the hay in the middle of the floor.

shit the hay by Jackie & Alix January 6, 2009

Shit the stick 

To Fuck around, Hang out, or Chill. Various activities - none of which are productive. A general activity for many young americans.

Dave: "Yo bro call me this weekend we can shit the stick."

Clark: "Yeah man, for sure."

Shit the stick by Bingo Gringo March 27, 2011

shit the bed 

to actually poop in the sheets, especially when trying to gross out your girl with a large fart. Particularly disgusting habitbut in some countries it is considered normal behavior.

I was gonna fart and hold Shannon's head under the covers, but I shit the bed.

shit the bed by pretzel the wiener January 21, 2008

Shit the bed 

when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.

m****y got laid, shit the bed!

Shit the bed by n.martin April 28, 2004

Shit the hay 

When someone passes out due to substance abuse. A variation on the PG phrase "Hit the hay".

My roommate totally shit the hay last night!

Shit the hay by Alixandra T. December 19, 2007

South of the Border Shit 

The ,shit, following eating really ,spicy, food. Usually very painful shit with lots of burning.

Reggie: After eating that shit I'm gonna have a South of the Border Shit man!

South of the Border Shit by The fat ass mexican kid July 9, 2011

shit the fuck 

alternative to 'shit the bed', perhaps used to express a greater degree of surprise or concern

kimberly: aliens have captured your ma and they're about to anally probe you both.
john: shit the fuck!

shit the fuck by dr richard kimble January 2, 2009