Jesus Duck

The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...

Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.

Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.

I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Donald Duck

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Duck Tales

The telling of an unfactual story.

You didn't do that, stop telling duck tales.

by E Style February 14, 2006

Duck ass

Hiding

Look at that duck ass boy.

by BIG FISHSCALE TUNA BOI November 26, 2014

salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

Sick a duck

When you want to insult someone without mentioning male genitalia

What the hell man..sick a duck!

by Bacon is not jmaycan July 28, 2017

Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

by Sethxy September 26, 2009