The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

by E Style February 14, 2006

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.
salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!
by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

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by Sethxy September 26, 2009
