Teeterturnt

Off your rocker. Acting absolutely out of character than usual due to external forces/situations; crooked (neutral).

“This math has me teeterturnt!”
“I wish I could stop thinking about this girl…she’s got me acting teeterturnt!!”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

TekTek

Another name for a "Crane Fly" usually referred as in a joking manner.

I saw a TekTek on the wall earlier.

by PPHeadJnr April 30, 2022

Face Taste

What your face taste like when you Smoke some delicious strain of Cannabis and breath out your nose. Must stay in your face for at least 30 seconds!

Your whole face taste like it!

by Delta9Cartel February 16, 2010

The taste is in the afterbud

when you're out of cigarettes and collect all you're old smokes from the ashtray

-What are you doing! That's disgusting!
-The taste is in the afterbud :)

by B0hem June 28, 2010

Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

lick/taste

A lick and taste are two different actions but are two different ways of causing pain to a acquaintance or friend. It is typically polite to ask before using this action on a friend and the are usually customed to inflicting this violence back to the user. A lick is where you close your fingers and bend them, then with a strong pecking motion you strike them on the center of their chest. A taste is where you roll up money into a sharpe cone shape and shank the victim by surprise anywhere in their neck or face

Mans 1: bruh lemme get a lick/taste
Mans 2: dude chill if you do it to me I'll do it so hard your bones will hurt
Mans 1: my aiming is very good you are not ready for this lick/taste

by Humanz.in.my.rektum August 1, 2017

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018