Redneck Tuxedo

Carhartt overalls with a matching Carhartt jacket.

Just got back from Tractor supply, picked up a fresh redneck Tuxedo for Dale while I was there.

by anonymous April 2, 2026

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YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.

Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

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Arabian tuxedo

When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.

“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”

“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”

by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025

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Canadian Tuxedo

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.

Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear

by Bronson burson August 9, 2025

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Pittsburgh Tuxedo

An outfit wore by Yinzers that consists of a Pittsburgh Steelers Jersey and often jeans worn to any setting from Weddings to funerals and even the waterpark.

Hey look Don even is dressed up for the wedding he's got his Pittsburgh Tuxedo on.

by Daynoodles September 30, 2025

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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

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