Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.

Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!

by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020

Tart banana

A person who is both sweet and sour.

- What do you think about Chad?

- Bro! That guy’s such a tart banana. The other day he gave me free weed, but it was all seed and stem man!!

by Megsicana July 9, 2020

Tart with a heart

A hooker with a heart of gold.

“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”

by Redbaron June 1, 2020

Pop tart

A female escort.

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020