glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012

coffee table

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

by Bob Paul December 28, 2005

tablefucked

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.

I couldn't eat at breakfast this morning because I got tablefucked by a first-weeker.

by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009

Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009

table slut

That person who sits at different lunch tables everyday,just to switch up their routine,regardless if the people at different tables like them or not. This corresponds with sluts being all up on other guys.

A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.

Alexis: I fucking hate that kid.
Lunch Table: Why?..
Alexis: He's such a table slut, he's not welcome here.

by gfghjkhgfrdty6u7ig89667rtyfg April 20, 2010

square table

To intimately hold a conversation between an even number people with the maximum of four entities. When 2 people decide to square table, they sit on opposite ends of the table(metaphorically) and begin their conversation for plans of action or occasional venting. Square table talks remain lowkeyand imitate business-like atmosphere.

The word could also be modified to fit 3("triangle table") or any number larger than 4("round table") people.

Bro, I really need to square table about what happened today.

Let's set up a round table to tommorow's party

by Semi_E April 6, 2016