trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

Trunk method

You will need two people, a car, and an unsuspecting victim. This is the act of having sexual intercouse with someone in the back seat of the car while your friend is in the trunk of the car. The friend in the trunk usually does stuff to interrupt the act such as moaning, controlling the music, or making noises. After the act is over, the friend gets of out the trunk and makes his presence known while also making the sexual partner sit in the back seat while you drive them home.

This girl wants to hook up with me tonight, do you wanna run a trunk method on her?

by Gorpmaster December 14, 2024

Trunking

A celebration or gathering where people huddle around the trunk of a car to eat and drink. Like tailgating without the sports event. A picnic without the blanket.

After the hike we went trunking for lunch.

by Hungry wolf October 7, 2020

Trunking

Trunking, is the act of backing one’s ass up to another’s and proceeding to take a dump into their ass, usually with a turd on the girthy and lengthy side.

“Oh my gosh, Alan trunked me last night for the first time!”

“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”

by TheKinkyKitten January 30, 2024

Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.

Got the old muddy trunk last night!

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

trunk head

Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.

That trunk head over there said I stole his baby stroller even though I was at work all day!

by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023

plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.

Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"

by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018