you too eh?

when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"
yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.

jangle: oh you too eh?
by jangalicious October 07, 2009
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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
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Too high to see

When you smoke so much weed you are trippy af and no one knows what you are doing.
Snoop Dogg: Wibwubwibwub
Person: he is too high to see
by Matty Gam3r August 24, 2017
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Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
by Harrymarrymo October 07, 2012
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too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
by Your Mom January 15, 2005
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too short

ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!
too short
by Aaron Borg April 05, 2004
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too much awesome

An event or item that is so full of awesome that it just cannot be contained with normal human terms.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar and it exploded from Too Much Awesome.
by AreaMan January 01, 2008
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