individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.
I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.
by hmcdesq May 24, 2010
Get the Fishford Wifemug. A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.
It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.
by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020
Get the backup wifemug. The term often given to the Belgian Lager Stella Artois. This is often drank by skinny white men who wear white ribbed vest and enjoy beating their wives.
Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.
by Lime March 4, 2019
Get the Wife Beatermug. Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.
“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
by Adanny100 February 26, 2023
Get the stex-wifemug. by munch! munch! October 9, 2015
Get the Squad Wifemug. Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
by Sperm killer March 31, 2021
Get the Newts wifemug. My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now
can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now
can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
by Janet21 June 11, 2023
Get the Errol Wifemug.