Man Turkey

The hairstyle of a man with long hair, who wears a headband, and forces his hair to stick up on the top of his head.

Woah! Check out that douchebag's Man Turkey!

by Skat8rB0y69 May 14, 2015

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.

"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."

by TeaOwe January 13, 2009

Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.

Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.

by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009