Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

by Sim dragon April 21, 2017

White Potato

White person with mullet.
Also referred to as Anoushka.
Claims to get ‘bullied’ a lot

‘Grow the sides of your hair you White Potato’

by Regurk May 10, 2018

potato move

In order to be doing something stupid or, out of character.

*buys gothic thigh clips*

Ayo bro that’s a potato move.

by bean.bunny February 15, 2021

Potato sisters

Girls that are just friends (NOT DATING) that like to cuddle.

Are you guys dating? Asks Steve to Jan and Laurie. No, says Laurie, we're just friends who cuddle. Yeah! Says Jan, we're potato sisters!

by Gayshitdawg February 15, 2019

BAM potato

The subtle art of, when at a party or gathering, scattering a large number of potatoes around the host's house, apartment, or flat. The whereabouts of these potatoes must remain unknown throughtout the night, and must only be discovered in the following days, by said host.

Open the draw, and BAM, potato.
Pour out a bowl of cereal, and BAM, potato.
Go to turn on a light, and BAM, potato bulb.
"Hey guys, we should so play BAM potato!"

by Munkey_FJ October 14, 2011

potato sauce

A slang term for vodka; named for vodka's being derived from fermented grain such as potato.

Hey man, pour me some of that potato sauce

by matthewf01 October 16, 2010