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bear's pears

Meaning: Exceptionally good or unique.

Origin: It's a lesser known fact outside of zoology professionals that bears love pears. While most bears do not encounter pears in the wild, pears can make for a delightful snack in the conservatory. However, feeding bears pears is a relatively inefficient way to provide quality snacks and given the average price for pears, it would be a costly habit to begin with bears in zoos or other conservation habitats.
I heard the boss took Marc out to that fancy steak house because of his leadership on that last project. That's just the bear's pears.
by DeadMichael February 6, 2018
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Bear Snagging

Bear Snagging is when two people take a sausage (colloquially known as a "Snag" in Australia) and insert it into the rectum of both parties, while they are both on all fours in the doggy positon and facing away from each other, with the arse cheeks against each other and 50% of the sausage in each person butthole. The idea is then, when the signal is given, to both start "bearing down" on the snag, the objective is to try and shit the snag into the other person butthole.
I was bear snagging my girlfriend last night and lost. Now I've got a sausage in my asshole
by Singlemumslayer420 November 15, 2021
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Yogi Bearing it

Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.
My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck
by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010
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Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!
Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!
by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022
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bear's head

A woman's pubic hair which is unusually thick and curly.
Gee Fellas...I picked up this girl last night and, when I went down on her, I discovered her snatch to be just like the top of a sweaty old Bear's Head.
by PCCO October 5, 2006
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Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Finnish Bear

A finnish bear is a woman that is very attractive but annoying and steals your personal belongings.
Bob: Hey I can’t believe Sally stole my lamp she is such a Finnish Bear!
Joe: I know right! She stole my couch.
by FinnishBear August 21, 2022
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