Bitch Sweater

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.

Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!

by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.

"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

Chest sweater

Similar to bear wings but on the front. Hair on a mans chest and torso that makes it look like he is wearing a sweater even though his shirt is off.

Wow are you wearing a chest sweater?

That's quite the chest sweater bob.

by davidmai April 2, 2015

Christmas Sweater

When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.

Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater

by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

sweater thursday

An international day of the week known as “sweater thursday” where people from all races and backgrounds wear sweaters.

Origin: Hickory Ridge High School
Creator: Banks Maynard

Jim: What’s tomorrow?
Banks: Jim, tomorrow is sweater thursday!

by banksmaynard October 20, 2017