Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.

While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!

by Panty Thief November 3, 2008

cold spring harbor

A hamlet within Huntington Township on Long Island. It is known for a wealthy and snobby populace, few of whom are smart enough to tie their own $120 sneakers. Good people in this part of town are scarce, as the majority of them have money on account of inheritance or sheer ruthlessness. The offspring of these individuals, therefore, usually turn out very spoiled, selfish, and incompetant. Everyone's kids go off to good colleges because their parents have lots of money and connections. Cold Spring Harbor High School takes pride in its accademic reputation, though very little actually learning occurs within the classrooms. During the 1800s, Cold Spring Harbor was a prosperous whaling and trading port. These days, its commerce consists largely of small shops geared towards upperclass middle aged people. The rates of violent crime are low, but the area has a severe drug problem, with increasing numbers of teenage drug addicts.

Cold Spring Harbor isn't as grand as it sounds.

by Joey Pitchfork July 25, 2006

jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female

when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...

by doc SM March 3, 2014

Silver Spring

A city in Maryland, bordering the District of Columbia. It is basically a place where you can meet your friends and maybe grab some food from Chipotle or Noodles & Company before you do something interesting...SOMEWHERE ELSE.

K: Hey, I'm on my way from Takoma Park.
A: I'm in Wheaton on the train.
K: Wanna meet in Silver Spring for food before going to the ____ in ____?
A: Sure! I'll be there in a few.

by yourenemysenemy January 25, 2009

Spring Broke

1. A lame spring break because one cannot afford to travel anywhere interesting.

2. A disfunctional, ruined, and thus "broken" spring break.

No classes, but this week looks more like spring broke than spring break.

by AmymoneMonymay March 13, 2009

cave spring high school

A trailer park with those lit vibes. Knights amiriteeee

cave spring high school passed the vibe check

by Teeheeeeteeeeeheeeee October 29, 2019

Spiggin

spiggin means absoloutely

Oh my gosh that beach is spiggin awesome

by lilangel93 June 30, 2007