Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe

Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat

by Jocoque May 26, 2017

cheddar spreader

A moment in time where you and a partner of your choosing both spread your cheeks in harmony and touching cusp to cusp and while farting simultaneously

Wow babe that one sounded as wet as a cheddar spreader..

by HashtagAnnabelle September 15, 2017

spradle

to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass

she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!

by gnasher456 March 10, 2009

spreath

Wet or damp skin that becomes temporarily itchy.

I had spreath for a few minutes after getting out of the bath.

by WiltshireUK August 8, 2014

John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004