Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot

Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.

by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013

sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously

Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood

by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015

spainerican

People who wish to be from Spain rather than America, so they make up their own backgrounds without setting an exact location where they're from in Spain.

Gosh! That girl is such a Spainerican! She couldn't even say what part of spain she was from?!

by lolingfordays5397 November 21, 2016

shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

sphincter splash

When your massively dense turd splashes the toilet water and proceeds to wetten your ass, in the end making it easier to scrub your cheeks.

"Did you drop something in the tub Richard?" "No, I just had a sphincter splash."

by SheistyAssCrack September 1, 2017