spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

Bank Spank Bank

A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.

Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!

Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!

by Scrotum Scrunchie March 31, 2011

spank the dolphine

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008

Spankorama

1)The art of continuous spanking

2)Spanking when in a delusional manner

It's spankorama week lets spank the pandas (panda spanking)

by Ghno June 23, 2009

Spank

Making contact with ones butt

Spanking is the act of poking or biting ones but

by Dabing Corndog June 8, 2018

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010