Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009

Snatch-Hair

A small undefined measurement usually less than one inch.

The term literally means "womens pubic hair" and is derived from the urban meaning if the word "Snatch".

The Term is commonly used in construction and mechanics.

1 "Dude, you cut that board a snatch-hair too short."

2 "If you can raise the engine just a snatch-hair I can get the bolt started."

by Kuerno May 21, 2008

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015

snatch snap

The upsetting and painful breakage of an erect penis when copulation is much too vigorous and intense.

Sam is in the hospital from the horrific snatch snap he experienced last night after the party.

by Mike The Wizard January 11, 2008

ghetto snatch

to take something menial without reprucutions

I ghetto snatched fiteen milks during lunch.

by bootie master November 12, 2003

Snatch Kisses

After you ejaculate inside your woman's vagina, she mixes your cum and her lipstick and applies it to her pussy lips and gives you a kiss using her pussy lips in a visible area on your body for everyone to see.

My woman took my cum and mixed it with her lipstick giving me a snatch kisses on my chest.

by MclarenF1LM April 8, 2017