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Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.
Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead
by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025
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Fire Snail

Serena Williams is attracted to Michael Phelps, she is a Fire Snail.
by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022
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the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013
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The snail

The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:

Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.

In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
by QQQZZZJJJ April 14, 2025
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.
I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.
by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016
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Snail

A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.
Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
by Rasheda September 18, 2022
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