Sautenism

The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.

"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."

by LackingInSomething August 25, 2016

Sautéed

Being extremely baked

Yea dude we got sautéed last night

by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017

smutbank

When your kid swears, he/she needs to put a quarter in the smutbank jar.

1. Thats it mister! For that muckymouth, you need to put a quarter in the smutbank.

by 81 comic series April 17, 2017

Smut

1:when there is a sex story in a fanfiction The opposite of a fluff. Though sometimes they can come together.
2: A form of fanfiction that is seen as trashy.

1: My Kohnnie smut book just hit 3k reads
2: You read smut? That's so trashy.

by howaboutno66 April 23, 2017

Slutebrity

One who sleeps with celebrities and gains status.

Kim Kardashian is such a slutebrity; that's how she made it.

by Chichester1000 August 4, 2017

Sautéed

A 7 on the high scale. Barely functional. You can't really talk, only laugh. No control of movement. Possibly tripping but it's still manageable. Best if you not leave the house at this stage.

Q: Yo how high are you bro?

A: I'm at a 7 man, straight sautéed.

by entboy420 August 18, 2017

Smut

Nasty , a hoe

She sucked the whole team she a smut

by Chambaee October 20, 2017