smarterchild

a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.

ME: shut up

SmarterChild: You shut up.

ME: did you just tell me to shut up?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

ME: you said shut up

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.

SmarterChild: What's up with this

SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.

ME: but you're smarterchild

SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?

by mleeexo May 9, 2008

Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

by vmrose August 22, 2007

study smart

most people say study hard, but study smart means studying more intelligently and making use of your time.

study smart for your exam!!

by hanhie April 21, 2008

Smarterchild

An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.

Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...

me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....

by Kaobble August 5, 2008

smarterchild

a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about

me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED

by margyret January 9, 2007

Smart Person

Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.

<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.

<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!

<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.

<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!

by jovanzi September 20, 2012

smartass

someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.

Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"

by Daniel Spencer January 28, 2009