Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

slippery Jernigan

When you cum on someone’s lower back and it slides down their butt crack like an ice luge back into yours or someone else’s mouth

That slippery jernigan was so slippery

by Jerny October 3, 2022

Slippery Sanchez

Slippery Sanchez:

The act of throwing lubricant at a Puerto Rican musician

Damn I went to the coheed show last night and gave them a total Slippery Sanchez!

by Theleeroy October 13, 2022

Slippery Carrie

verb, the act of having a female perform oral sex to you while she is urinating on the toilet.

Dude! She gave me a Slippery Carrie last night!

by Lmvio October 16, 2022

Slippery Mantis

When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.

“Jane gave joe the Slippery Mantis during a rub’n tug session.”

by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022

Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.

Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022

Slippery sally

A “Slippery Sally” is when your at a party and, a woman instead of a man, slips a roofie into your drink.

I pulled a Slippery Sally and put a roofie into this man’s drink.

by I-want-to-die123 March 8, 2022