Ben Simpson

i have no words he is the best person you will ever meet and when you do meet him you will love him until the day you die and i promise that he is just the worlds greatest boyfriend and the the boy i will one day marry.

wow you are soo luck you have ben Simpson as a boyfriend

by Catherine wilson May 17, 2020

The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

The Simpsons Effect

When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.

Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.

by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024

Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

Homer Simpson

A Person who is a heavy dumb alcoholic who doesn't give a shit about "THE BOY"

dont be a homer simpson

by 12345678Jeff21 May 11, 2023

Simpsoning

Doing something outrageous that you think is original but was already done by the Simpson family.

Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.

by lowlord43 January 18, 2024

Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.

“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”

by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021