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Simp

by MurpFoofle February 14, 2021
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Simp

Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.
Did you see what alex has been posting? He’s such a simp
by Simp.killer March 24, 2020
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Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.
Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020
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Simp

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc
by Yes ;) April 18, 2022
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Simp

you. You're the simp.
Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude
by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022
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Simp

Raph: Omg amalia is so pretty
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp
by hehehiii June 19, 2020
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