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Shotgun city sunshine

When everything in life is going fine but you find reasons to be unhappy.
Greg just paid off his house and car but he walks around in shotgun city sunshine.
by gilbert josh June 16, 2015
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Shotgun effect

Shotgunning beers in consecutive order to gain a drunk or buzzed feeling with fewer beers then it would take normally.
"Blair only has 6 beers, he needs the shotgun effect to get drunk"
by Blair_lg March 19, 2007
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reverse shotgun wedding

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.
Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...
by Whitehall Dr February 27, 2010
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canadian shotgun

Something Canadians used to defend their homes and families with, until the country went commie. Now almost as rare as rocking-horse shit.
Wow! Is that a real silver dollar? Those are as rare as a Canadian shotgun!
by Bobo, eh May 24, 2007
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chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
by jvermin December 28, 2007
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hot bullets of shotgun

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
by dj gs68 August 21, 2003
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Toe Off A Shotgun

By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.
"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"
by D-Mama June 11, 2006
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