Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed

Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets

by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023

Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009

log sheet

A device charter schools use so students can log their school work that they dont do.

My mom beats me when i dont fill out my log sheet.

I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.

by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006

Sheet wipe

When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.

'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'

by Banana Split March 2, 2017

Sheetal

Mentally unstable, psycho, competition to shammi (watch "kumbalangi nights"), oola, the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the worst, very religious but no use because god himself/herself/animal has given up on her.

She acts like a sheetal.(noun)

by Sheetal000000000000000 August 30, 2019