A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.
by vaeyet October 28, 2013
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Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
by MBenji February 8, 2010
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A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.
§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.
§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.
§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.
§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.
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§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.
§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.
§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.
§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.
§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.
§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.
§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.
§5
§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.
§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.
§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.
I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?
Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.
Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.
by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011
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Get the Pube Shave mug.Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.
Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
by I am tricky December 29, 2009
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by bear shaver November 2, 2011
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