GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPING

German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.

lets go do some german window shopping

by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010

Shopping

Covertly: to meet with a lover for a sexual rendezvous. Usually spoken by the wife to the husband.

Honey, I'm going shopping this afternoon...I'll be back by six.

by Mr Big December 9, 2004

Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

shlarping

A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.

That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.

by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015