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The SwingLine

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"
by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006
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Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.
"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."
by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010
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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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seeing

To fuck someone...and still make it okay to fuck others...nothing serious...to you anyway!
No he's not my boyfriend...I'm just "seeing" him..Oh and his besst friend his dad, dog and brother too!
by K August 20, 2003
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butt sexington

One who speaks as if they are always getting it up the butt
by Up Town Larry December 12, 2007
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sexing

1) Two or more people engaging in sexual intercourse.

2) Johnny Knoxville's favorite word from "A Dirty Shame" explaining people having oral,mental or physical sex.
"Everyone goes sexing at Lovers Lane"
"Ewe, those 2 are sexing in public..."
"Let's go SEXING!"- Johnny Knoxville
by moxielady32 July 23, 2011
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swingers-style

v. intr.

To travel as a group from one place to another, with each group member driving his own car.
"Let's hop into the pimp-daddy mobile and roll to the party."
"Naw. Let's go swingers-style."
by Ytse September 6, 2005
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