cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Semen Eating Homo

Disorder Where You Have To Eat Semen For Breakfast Lunch And Dinner

Dude 1: augh....~ mmmm...~
Dude 2: ngh...~ i-i... love to eat your semen from your willy billy...~
Dude 1: good~
*At School*
OMG, HE'S A SEMEN EATING HOMO!!!!111!!

by KoppaSummision January 3, 2024

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

semen

a chemical created by a mans juicy sticky pickle.

the boy drank his salty semen out of his pickle

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Semen

The fancy word for cum. In French it's "semene."

"What's wrong with my cum, doctor?"
"Your semen mass is quite low, m'boy"

by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022