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Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something
Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."
by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025
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Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu
Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?
by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025
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chicken scratch

Chicken scratch (in art) appears messy with many strokes to make one line. For it to be truly chicken scratch, the art would have an odd formation of shapes- as in the shape isn't clear due to overlapping lines.
"Jessica's art is chicken scratch! I can't even tell where the bottom of the head is because there's so many overlapping lines!"
by ijuztwanzdrwz April 14, 2024
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Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
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Scratch It

A term used to refer to itching one’s nutsack. It is oftentimes done intentionally to gross someone out.
by Extreme Cube101 May 19, 2024
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